Slovakia's populist Prime Minister in stable but 'very serious' condition after assassination attempt
Slovakia's populist Prime Minister in stable but 'very serious' condition after assassination attempt

A Stable but Serious Situation

Well well well looks like Prime Minister Robert Fico is in a bit of a pickle after surviving multiple gunshot wounds. Sounds like he's going to need more than just a medkit to heal from this one. At least he'll get that VIP treatment in intensive care hope they don't put a Spartan Laser in his hands.

Master Surgeons at Work

Five hour surgery? That's longer than a campaign mission! Two medical teams had to tag in to handle the mess those bullets made. Hopefully they didn't try to use a plasma pistol to seal the wounds.

Life Saving Banter and Charges Laid

Deputy Prime Minister Tomas Taraba seems to be channeling his inner Cortana with those positive vibes. 'At this moment the state of the operation should be that he's not in a life threatening situation.' Talk about a close call! Meanwhile a suspect charged in the assassination attempt listed government policies as the reason behind the attack. Must've been playing too much Grifball.

Fico's Tenure and Controversies

Fico has had quite the run as Prime Minister but proposing a state takeover of a public broadcaster and eliminating the special prosecutors' office? Sounds like he's gone full Brute Chieftain on this one. Hope he can respawn from this political unrest.


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