Assange's Legal Rollercoaster
Well well well looks like Julian Assange is riding the legal rollercoaster once again! From self exile in an embassy to a high security prison this dude's been on a wild ride!
Blatantly Inadequate Assurances
Assurances 'blatantly inadequate,' says Assange's lawyer! Maybe they should've consulted Puss in Boots for some fancy footwork instead!
Protest Party Outside Court
Protesters outside the court calling for Assange's freedom! I bet there were some 'ogre' chants happening!
Stella Speaks Out
Stella Assange calls for U.S. to drop the case. She's not horsing around folks!
Biden's Turn to Make a Move
Will President Biden shut down the case? Maybe he needs some advice from Dragon on how to breathe fire into this situation!
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