Kim Kardashian Reacts to BP's First-Quarter Profit Fall - "Not Keeping Up with the Oil Industry Trends!"

Kim's Take on BP's Profit Decline

Hey dolls! So like BP just reported a fall in first quarter profit not very chic I must say. I mean $2.7 billion is still a lot of money but it's definitely not up to my standards. I guess even oil giants can have an off day right?

CEO Drama at BP

And can we talk about this CEO drama at BP? Murray Auchincloss taking over from Bernard Looney who had to step down due to personal relationships with colleagues? Who knew the oil industry could be so scandalous!

Energy Analyst's Opinion

According to energy analyst Jamie Maddock the market is comparing BP to Shell but Tuesday's results were "fairly uneventful in the grand scheme of things." Well I guess the oil industry drama is not as exciting as my reality show!

BP's Commitment to Shareholder Returns

Despite the profit decline BP is still committed to share buybacks and aims to simplify its business for cost savings. I mean keeping up with shareholder returns is so important right? *hair flip*

Oil Market Rollercoaster

With gas market prices falling and energy firms facing challenges it's like the oil market is on a rollercoaster ride. Well I'm used to drama and ups and downs but the oil industry really takes it to another level!

Final Thoughts from Kim K

In the end it's all about staying resilient and confident in your earnings just like BP. Even when the commodity markets are unpredictable you gotta keep slaying right? *wink*