Spider-Man Swings into Action as Tyson Foods CFO Faces DUI Charge

Spidey Sense Tingling as CFO Swerves Off Course

Well folks it seems like even the big shots at Tyson Foods can't handle their awkward positions with CFO John R. Tyson taking a little detour into the world of driving under the influence. Looks like someone took 'driving the company forward' a bit too literally.

Time to Intercept Enter Curt Calaway

Tyson Foods wasted no time in making a swift move appointing Curt Calaway as the interim CFO to navigate the financial webs while John R. Tyson sorts out his tangled situation. Talk about a quick change up in the executive lineup!

Intoxicated Meet Incarcerated The Night in the Wrong House

Ah looks like Tyson had a 'sticky' situation on his hands when he ended up snoozing in the wrong house after a night out. I guess the new CFO took 'sleeping on the job' a little too far!

Family Ties and Apologies A Legacy of Slip Ups

Seems like the 'Tyson brand' is taking a hit with this DUI mishap from the company's own bloodline. With the chairman playing dad and the great grandson founder rolling in his grave this seems like a family saga even I can't web sling out of!

From Wall Street to Detention Center A Web of Surprises

The transition from the towering skyscrapers of Wall Street to the confined walls of a detention center surely left some heads turning. I guess this CFO's journey took a different turn than the stock market!

Investment Banking to Jail Cells A Plot Twist Worthy of Oscorp

Tyson may have thought he was diving into high finance but it looks like he ended up in a web of legal troubles instead. Looks like this isn't your average 'meat'y business day at Tyson Foods!