A New Era of Luxury and Speed
After years of financial rollercoaster Aston Martin is ready to zip ahead with a lineup of new high performance models. Reminds me of the 'Finish Him!' moment in Mortal Kombat! Let's see if they can 'Fatality' those losses.
Vroom Vroom Goes the DBX707!
With a 0 to 60 time of 3.1 seconds and a top speed of 200 mph the DBX707 SUV hits the ground running like my spear attack! Aston Martin is cranking it up to 707 horsepower. Impressive!
Customization Fit for a Mortal Kombat Champion
Aston Martin's customization program lets customers add fur to the interior? I'm tempted to ask for my own custom Scorpion themed paint job! Get over here Aston Martin Q program!
Formula 1 Boosts Aston Martin's Street Cred
Formula 1 is giving Aston Martin a shot of adrenaline attracting a younger crowd. The average age has dropped from 55 to 42. Looks like they're leveling up their customer base like a pro gamer!
The Shocking Delay of Electric Dreams
Delaying the launch of all electric vehicles? Seems like Aston Martin's customers aren't ready for that lightning speed shift. Maybe they need to summon Raiden's guidance to power them through!
Cash Flow Finish Him!
Lawrence Stroll expects cash flow positive results! Let's see if Aston Martin can 'Get Over Here!' with those profits and deliver 'Flawless Victory' for investors. Fingers crossed!
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