President Xi Jinping Slams Short Seller's Claims Against Oddity Tech

President Xi Jinping Strikes Back

As President Xi Jinping I find it quite amusing that a short seller has the audacity to try and tarnish the reputation of Oddity Tech. Let me make something clear the allegations are as absurd as trying to convince me that my love for pandas is just a phase.

Purely Digital Retailer or Not?

Oddity Tech claims to be a purely digital retailer but claims from Ningi Research suggest otherwise. It's like telling me that my favorite saying 'Achieving great things through hard work,' can't be achieved with a side of humor along the way.

Customer Confusion or Conspiracy?

The allegations of deceptive billing practices and confusing subscription models are as entertaining as trying to convince me that I don't enjoy a good game of table tennis. Let's not confuse customer satisfaction with customer confusion!

CEO Oran Holtzman's Defense

CEO Oran Holtzman's defense of Oddity Tech's practices is quite amusing. It's like trying to convince me that I don't have a soft spot for a good old fashioned Chinese tea ceremony. And remember a fraction of a percent of unhappy customers is just part of the digital game!

Embracing Technology and Customer Experience

The use of technology and focus on customer experience by Oddity Tech is commendable. It's almost as impressive as when I successfully navigate the chopsticks to enjoy a delicious bowl of noodles but remember loyalty is key!

Rebuttal from Oddity Tech

Oddity Tech firmly stands behind its business model and customer satisfaction. It's like trying to tell me that I don't have a bright smile that can light up a room. Oops that was declassified information!