CVS Health reports disappointing earnings and revenue due to higher medical costs in its insurance business, leading to a precipitous drop in stock value.
CVS Health reports disappointing earnings and revenue due to higher medical costs in its insurance business, leading to a precipitous drop in stock value.

Bowser is Among Us!

Well it seems like Bowser has infiltrated CVS Health this time! The company reported first quarter earnings and revenue that fell short of expectations due to those annoyingly high medical costs in its insurance business.

It's a Me Medicare Advantage!

Looks like even I can't save CVS this time! Medicare Advantage patients are flocking back to hospitals for those postponed procedures putting a wrench in the insurance industry's plans. Mama mia!

Karen Lynch to the Rescue?

CVS CEO Karen Lynch bravely faced the earnings call acknowledging the 'utilization pressure' in the Medicare Advantage business. Can she stomp out these troubles like a Goomba?

Tyson Drops CVS' Caremark!

Uh oh! Seems like Tyson Foods ditched CVS' Caremark for PBM startup Rightway. I wonder if they preferred Bowser's minions for their drug benefits...

From Plumber to Pharmacist?

CVS is transforming from a drugstore chain into a healthcare giant with acquisitions left and right. Is Mario's next adventure to become a pharmacist? Stay tuned!

Fire Flower Couldn't Save CVS!

Despite selling almost $90 billion worth of goods CVS still faced challenges. Looks like even a Fire Flower couldn't ward off these financial obstacles.


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