Spidey Sense Tingling
Well well well it seems like our dear Tony Stark I mean Elon Musk is spreading himself thin at Tesla. Focus is key my friends just ask Mary Jane she knows a thing or two about keeping your eyes on the prize.
Electric Shock
The electric vehicle industry is getting a jolt as former board member Steve Westly points out how Musk's attention is zipping around like Electro on a caffeine high. Maybe he should take a page out of my playbook and learn some multitasking skills.
Web of Distractions
With layoffs and revenue misses it seems like Tesla is caught in a tangled web of distractions. Maybe Stark Industries could lend a hand in sorting things out. I hear they have a great cleaning crew.
Spidey's Prediction
Westly predicts a new $25,000 Tesla car hitting the streets next year. I wonder if it comes with web slinging capabilities. Talk about a fun ride!
Musk's Marvels
Despite the setbacks don't count out Iron I mean Musk just yet. He's got a knack for surprises. Let's just hope this doesn't turn into a Battle of New York situation.
Electric Showdown
With competition heating up and trade disputes sparking the electric vehicle industry is turning into a real superhero showdown. Maybe I should swing by and lend a hand.
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