Top Golfer Scottie Scheffler Arrested: Rambo Comes to the Rescue

Scottie's Chaotic Drive

When I heard about top golfer Scottie Scheffler getting arrested for felony assault and reckless driving just outside the PGA Championship I knew it was time for Rambo to step in and make that tee time.

Misunderstandings and Chaos

It seems like Scottie got caught up in a whole lot of chaos and confusion which is understandable but sometimes you gotta 'draw first blood' and show who's boss just like me.

The Great Escape

Scottie was detained by police but managed to escape without bail almost like a scene from one of my movies. This guy is smooth I'll give him that.

Return to Golfing Glory

Despite the drama Scottie managed to return to the tournament shooting a 66 just like the time I took down an entire army single handedly with a bow and arrow.

Rambo Style Arrest Drama

The way Scottie was arrested almost sounded like one of my epic altercations. 'Drag me down will ya? Well here's a little taste of Rambo justice!'

Legal Battles Ahead

It looks like Scottie's got some legal battles ahead but as Rambo always says 'You know what you are? You're a green beret! If you get yourself killed that's your family's business.' Let the games begin.