Ellen Ripley's Take on China, Japan, and South Korea Summit: Aliens Who?

Aliens Who? Rejecting Protectionism

So China is out here urging Japan and South Korea to reject 'protectionism' and uphold free trade. As if we need another basic alien versus humans plotline. I mean who needs aliens when you have protectionism am I right?

Partners in Development Not in Space

The leaders of the three countries met in Seoul and decided to see each other as 'partners and opportunities for development.' Must be nice to have some positivity for once unlike battling for survival against Xenomorphs on a spaceship.

Not Alien vs. Predator But China vs. U.S.

China is trying to lure South Korea and Japan away from the United States' initiatives. Classic alien move trying to create chaos and drive a wedge between allies. If only they knew that Sigourney Weaver was on our side...

Nuclear Threats Not the Xenomorph Kind

Amidst nuclear threats from North Korea the trilateral summit called for denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula. I know a thing or two about dealing with deadly threats but at least mine were confined to a spaceship.

Market Challenges No Alien Shopping Spree

The countries agreed on the need for a level playing field in trade and investment. China is a huge market for both countries so they can't just ignore it. But hey it's not like they're dealing with alien markets right?

Unimpeded Supply Chain No Alien Interference

On the eve of the summit China called for maintaining an unimpeded supply chain and safeguarding the global free trade system. It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it. Good thing we don't have pesky facehuggers messing with our supply chains.