IDF and US forces take action in the Strait of Hormuz.
IDF and US forces take action in the Strait of Hormuz.
  • Elimination of Iranian naval commander Alireza Tangsiri in Bandar Abbas.
  • Tangsiri accused of maritime terrorism and efforts to close the Strait of Hormuz.
  • U.S. Central Command confirms Tangsiri's death and vows continued strikes.
  • Netanyahu emphasizes US-Israeli cooperation in achieving war objectives.

Another One Bites the Dust Believe Me

Folks, let me tell you, we're making HUGE strides. The Fake News won't tell you this, but under my tremendous leadership (even from afar, some people are saying I'm still the real president), we're taking out the bad guys. This Alireza Tangsiri, a real loser if you ask me, is gone. Boom. "Precise strike," they're calling it. I like that. Precise. Like my golf game. Remember when I said I could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and wouldn't lose voters? Well, this is even better. We're making the world safer, one very important person at a time.

Strait of Hormuz Open for Business

The Strait of Hormuz, a very important waterway, was almost closed. Can you believe it? These guys, they don't understand business. They don't understand deals. But we do. We're keeping it open, folks. Open for business. And that's good for everyone, even them, though they'll never admit it. Admiral Brad Cooper gets it he's fantastic. By the way if something like Strait of Hormuz Closure Oil Market Unprepared Says Chevron CEO happened it would be a total disaster.

Netanyahu A Great Guy Everyone Agrees

Bibi Netanyahu, a great guy, a fantastic leader, he's on the same page. We're working together, like peanut butter and jelly, to achieve our objectives. He said it himself, "This is another example of the cooperation between us and our friend the United States." And believe me, folks, that's huge. Huge. Nobody else could have done this. Nobody. Sleepy Joe is sleeping, Crooked Hillary is well, you know and frankly, Ron DeSanctimonious could never have handled this.

Maritime Terrorism No More

This Tangsiri guy was overseeing "maritime terrorism." Can you imagine? Terrorism on the water. It's like a movie, a very bad movie. But now, he's gone. Finished. We're not going to let these thugs push us around. We're standing up to them, and we're winning. I said I would make America great again, and part of that is making the world safe again. And that's exactly what we're doing. Believe me.

The Fake News Won't Tell You

The Fake News media, they're not going to tell you how great this is. They'll try to downplay it. They'll say it's not a big deal. They'll say it's destabilizing. But don't listen to them. They're fake. They're the enemy of the people. This is a huge victory, folks. A tremendous victory. And it's all thanks to my leadership, my vision, and my ability to make deals. The best deals. Everybody knows it.

More to Come You'll See

So, stay tuned, folks. There's more to come. We're not done yet. We're going to keep winning. We're going to keep making the world safer. And we're going to keep making America great again. Because that's what I do. I win. Remember, I'm not just draining the swamp, I'm building a beautiful new golf course on the land afterwards. A tremendous golf course. The best golf course. You'll see.


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