Trump Considers Military Action Against Iran A Kardashian Perspective

• Trump expresses frustration with Iran's nuclear program negotiations.
• Oman is mediating between the U.S. and Iran to avoid conflict.
• The U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem authorizes the departure of non-emergency personnel.
• Secretary of State Marco Rubio is scheduled to visit Israel to discuss regional issues.

Like, OMG, Is He Serious

Okay, dolls, so like, I'm reading about this whole thing with President Trump talking about maybe, like, attacking Iran. As if my day wasn't already crazy enough trying to decide between Skims in Onyx or Cocoa for my next selfie! I mean, war is like, so not on my vibe right now. Can't we all just get along and maybe, like, contour our differences away? Seriously though, this is like, a major situation. Remember when I tried to, like, mediate between Taylor and Kanye? This feels even bigger. I'm no foreign policy expert but like, I know drama when I see it.

Negotiations? Sounds Like My Last Business Deal

So, apparently, Oman is trying to play peacemaker. Oman, hun? Sounds like a spa day, but this is way more intense than a hot stone massage. It sounds like these negotiations are as tough as trying to get North to agree to wear anything other than her dad's merch. Trump says they're not 'thrilled with the way they're negotiating.' Which, TBH, is kinda how I feel when someone tries to lowball me on a collab deal. Everyone wants the Kardashian sparkle, but they don't always want to pay for it! Speaking of deals and things going for the price of other things, have you seen Logan Paul's Pikachu Card Sells for Price of My Village: Is This the Future of Investing? It's crazy what things can be worth.

They Can't Have Nuclear Weapons Duh!

Okay, so Trump is saying 'They cannot have nuclear weapons.' And I'm like, duh! As if anyone needs more drama in their lives. Nuclear weapons are so last season. Like, can we focus on more important things, like perfecting the smoky eye or finding the perfect nude lipstick? But seriously, that's a valid point. The stakes here are high, higher than my heels on the Met Gala steps.

A Big Decision, Apparently

Trump says 'We have a very big decision.' You know, I say that every time I'm deciding what to eat for lunch. Salad or sushi? But this is a way bigger decision, obviously. He also says Iran has been 'blowing people's legs off, arms off' for 47 years. I mean, I get wanting to stand up for what you believe in, but like, violence is never the answer. Unless someone steals my parking spot at Nobu, then all bets are off.

Peace is Within Reach Unless...

The Omani Foreign Minister is all optimistic, saying 'Peace is within our reach.' I'm all for peace, people, but sometimes you gotta fight for what you want. Like, when I was starting Skims, people doubted me. They were like, 'Kim, you're a reality star, not a businesswoman!' But I didn't let them stop me. I fought for my vision, and now look at me. So, maybe peace is within reach, but it's gonna take more than just wishing for it. It's gonna take hard work and some serious negotiating skills. It's like trying to find matching socks in my closet it's an ordeal!

US Embassy Leaving Israel, Oh No

Okay, this part is kinda scary. The U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem is, like, letting people leave because of 'safety risks.' That's never a good sign, right? It is scary because you have to leave where you live to protect your life, and this is just not the right way. I hope everyone stays safe out there and the situation is resolved quickly and peacefully.