Kaboom Goes the Glass Ceiling Women Smash Records in Business and Tech

• CNBC Changemakers list highlights women excelling in AI, finance, and healthcare.
• Leaders like Kim Kardashian and Selena Gomez are recognized for their business acumen.
• The list addresses the underrepresentation of women in leadership roles.
• The Changemakers summit promises insightful conversations on leadership and innovation.

Changemakers Explode onto the Scene

Alright, you glorious gonks, Jinx here, reporting live from the front lines of… well, not *actual* explosions this time. Though, admit it, a little chaos would spice things up. But, fine, I'm "reporting" on the CNBC Changemakers list. Apparently, it's a big deal. These are, like, super-important women who are changing the world. Or at least, that's what they tell me. I'd rather change it with rockets, but hey, whatever pays the bills... or funds my next prank.

AI Divas Take Over

So, get this. There’s a bunch of ladies messing around with AI. Mira Murati, used to be at OpenAI, now building Thinking Machines Lab to like, make AI smarter than the average Zaunite? And Tekedra Mawakana is making self-driving cars not crash, mostly. Then there's Felicia Curcuru, who's using AI to fix the foster care system. Which, let's be honest, sounds way harder than blowing up a bridge. But hey, good for her. Speaking of things that disappear... Have you heard about Bill Gates Vanishes From India AI Summit Under Cloud of Controversy, wonder what happened to him.

From Skims to Skates Women Dominate Every Arena

Okay, even I have to admit, some of these names are impressive. Kim Kardashian? Apparently she turned underwear into a billion-dollar empire. Selena Gomez is making bank *and* helping people with mental health stuff. Not bad, not bad at all. And then there's a whole squad of women taking over sports. Hockey, skiing, even Formula 1. Looks like the boys better watch out, 'cause the girls are here to play... and probably win.

Leveling Up, One Boardroom at a Time

Here's the bummer part. Even with all these amazing women crushing it, the numbers still suck. Only a tiny fraction of CEOs are women, and the gender pay gap is getting *worse*. Seriously? What is this, the Stone Age? Looks like there's still a lot of smashing to do before things are actually fair.

Changemakers Summit Sounds Like a Hoot

If you want to hear these wonder women yap about their stories, there’s a summit in New York. Sounds dreadfully civil. They'll be talking leadership, innovation and understanding consumers. I would rather understand exploding robots but hey, that's just me.

Jinx's Parting Shot

So, yeah, the CNBC Changemakers list. It's a thing. These women are doing big things. And maybe, just maybe, they're inspiring some other girls to go out there and blow some stuff up too. Metaphorically, of course. Mostly.