Yabba Dabba Doo Scandal DOJ Accused of Hiding Trump-Epstein Evidence

• DOJ allegedly withheld FBI interviews with an Epstein accuser who also accused Donald Trump.
• Rep. Garcia calls for immediate release of all records to Congress and the public.
• Oversight Democrats launch parallel investigation into the alleged cover-up.
• Trump claims the Epstein files have 'totally exonerated' him despite ongoing scrutiny.

Great Gazoo What's Going On at the DOJ

Yabba Dabba Doo folks, Fred Flintstone here, reporting live from Bedrock, or as close as I can get to Washington D.C. Seems like there's more trouble brewing than Wilma makes Bronto Burgers. This Garcia fella, says the Department of Justice, those guys who are supposed to be on the up and up, might be hiding stuff. Stuff about that Epstein character and, get this, Mr. Trump himself. It's enough to make a grown caveman wanna hide under a rock.

FBI Interviews Vanish Like Dino at Dinner Time

According to this Garcia, these FBI interviews with some lady who accused Trump of "heinous crimes" are missing from the DOJ's big pile of Epstein files. Vanished. Poof. Gone like my bowling score after a visit to the Water Buffalo lodge. He says it's like they're trying to hide evidence of a potential assault by the President. Now, I'm no lawyer, but even I know that ain't right. Makes you wonder what else they're sweeping under the rug, eh? Maybe they are related to Jeep Cherokee's Triumphant Return a Game Changer? You know, you think you can trust these institutions, but it looks like a big mess, a real scandal.

Congress Steps In – A Bedrock Brouhaha

Garcia is saying these records gotta be shared with Congress and the American public, pronto. He's waving around something called the Epstein Files Transparency Act, sounds important. Claims that if they're covering up evidence against the President, that's about as serious as it gets.

Trump Says 'I Did Nothing' – Sounds Familiar

Now, Trump is saying he's been "totally exonerated" by these Epstein files. "I did nothing," he said. Sounds like something Barney would say after accidentally setting the quarry on fire. I will leave that to the little green men. Seems like that means there is always something to the case.

The House Oversight Committee Investigation

As a result of this mess, the House Oversight Committee is launching a parallel investigation into this. I'm wondering what kind of mess they'll find when all is said and done.

A Rocky Situation for Justice

So, there you have it folks. A real rocky situation. Accusations flying, evidence disappearing, and a whole lot of finger-pointing. Whether it's a real cover-up or just a big misunderstanding, one thing's for sure: this whole thing stinks worse than Dino's breath after a plate of Gravelberry Pie. Fred Flintstone, signing off. Yabba Dabba Doo, and stay tuned.