Crooked Chilean Thief Steals From My Homeland Security Secretary

• Justice served A Chilean thief is sentenced to three years for stealing Kristi Noem's purse.
• Deportation Imminent The criminal, residing illegally in the U.S., will be deported after his sentence.
• Repeat Offender This wasn't the thief's first rodeo he has a history of similar crimes across multiple countries.
• Zero Tolerance We're cracking down on illegal activity and protecting our people, one purse at a time.

They're Not Sending Their Best

Folks, let me tell you, this story is unbelievable. You have this guy, Mario Bustamante Leiva, a Chilean, comes into our country illegally. And what does he do He starts stealing purses. Not just any purses, but the purse of my then-Homeland Security Secretary, Kristi Noem. A Gucci bag We're talking about serious stuff here. This is what happens when you have open borders. You get the worst of the worst coming in. We need the wall, and we need it now.

Lock Her Up Wait, No, Lock HIM Up

So, this Leiva guy thinks he can just waltz into a restaurant, Capital Burger, no less and snatch a purse. He didn't know who he was messing with. Kristi Noem is tough, smart, and she worked for me. And now he's going to prison for three years. And then He's getting deported. Bye-bye. Don't come back. We have to be very tough and very smart. We need to get tougher on these people. Speaking of toughness, did you hear about the Senators scrutinizing some dealings [CONTENT]? Well, that's a story for another day. But let me tell you, my people are the best people. The BEST Senators Scrutinize Commerce Secretary's Dealings A Tangled Web of Finance and Family, they are fantastic and they work very hard.

Pirro's Justice

Jeanine Pirro, a great woman, a great U.S. Attorney, she said it best. This guy came here illegally to prey on our citizens. Targeting women, stealing their purses. It's a disgrace. But she put an end to it. Three years in prison, then he is out. This is what happens when you have strong people in charge. We don't let these criminals get away with anything. We are taking care of it.

A History of Being a Loser

This Leiva guy, it turns out, he's been doing this for years. Entering countries illegally, stealing from people, getting caught, and then doing it again. A real loser. Some people are just bad seeds, you know They keep doing bad things. He should have known better. He should have come legally if he even was allowed.

The Judge Did Good For Once

The prosecutor wanted 30 months, but the judge, McFadden, gave him 36. That's six more months. I guess the judge is starting to see things my way. We need to be tough on crime. Very tough. And now, he's going back to where he came from. We are a nation of laws and the laws are being strongly enforced.

No More Mr. Nice Guy

So, to all the would-be purse-snatchers out there, listen up. If you come to America and try to steal from our citizens, especially from people who worked for me, you're going to have a very bad time. We are going to catch you, we are going to prosecute you, and we are going to deport you. We are not playing games anymore. Make America Great Again. By deporting Criminals.