Bill Clinton Testifies on Epstein Involvement Claims 'I Saw Nothing'

• Bill Clinton claims he was unaware of Jeffrey Epstein's crimes during their association.
• Clinton criticizes the House Oversight Committee for compelling Hillary Clinton's testimony.
• Clinton states Hillary Clinton had no involvement with Jeffrey Epstein.
• Donald Trump was not asked to testify, though he was once friends with Epstein.

Clinton's Defense I Saw Nothing Wrong

Alright, listen up. Bill Clinton, yeah, that guy, he's been yapping to the House Oversight Committee about his buddy-buddy time with Jeffrey Epstein. Claims he was as clueless as a screen door on a submarine about Epstein's, shall we say, *extracurricular activities*. "I saw nothing, I did nothing wrong," he reportedly said. Sounds like somebody's been practicing their one-liners in the mirror. Kind of like when I tell those alien baddies, "Hail to the king, baby". It's all about the delivery, see.

No Idea About Epstein's Crimes Clinton Claims

Clinton claims he had "no idea of the crimes Epstein was committing". Right. Sure. As if he was too busy saxophone-ing his way through life to notice anything shady. He even dropped the 'home with domestic abuse' card, saying he'd have turned Epstein in if he'd known. Seems like everybody's got a story. This reminds me of that time I was fighting those alien hordes and they kept saying, 'We're here to help.' Yeah, right. And I'm the tooth fairy. You can also check this: Yabba Dabba Doo USA Rare Earth Secures Massive Government Funding about government funding.

Hillary's Subpoena A Bridge Too Far

Now, Clinton's really got his boxers in a bunch about the committee dragging Hillary into this mess. He claims she had 'nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. Nothing.' Says she doesn't even remember meeting him. Apparently, subpoenaing her was 'simply not right.' Well, boo-hoo. Seems like someone's a little sensitive. Just like those pig cops in the alien ship, always squealing when I blast 'em.

Trump's Silence Is Golden

Here's a kicker the committee hasn't bothered to ask Donald Trump to testify, even though they were pals back in the day. Trump claims those recently released Epstein documents exonerate him. Of course, he does. Everyone's got an angle. Makes you wonder what kind of skeletons are rattling around in whose closet. It's like when I find a hidden stash of ammo. Always a surprise, but usually a welcome one. I'm gonna' need it.

Epstein's End and Lingering Questions

Epstein croaked himself in jail back in 2019, leaving more questions than answers. Now, everyone's pointing fingers and playing the blame game. You know, it reminds me of when I'm clearing out a room full of alien scum, and the last one standing tries to blame his buddies. 'It was their idea' or 'I was just following orders'. But I'm not buying it. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I am all outta' gum.

The Show Goes On

So, there you have it another chapter in the ongoing Epstein saga. Clinton's pleading ignorance, Hillary's supposedly clueless, and Trump's playing the exoneration card. In the end, someone's gonna pay. It's like that time I said, "Come get some." This is the Duke saying: Stay frosty.