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Learning Resources CEO Rick Woldenberg celebrating the Supreme Court's decision, proving even toy companies can stick it to the man, woohoo image
Politics

Supreme Court Sides With Toy Company Doh

Doordash stock goes up, maybe to buy more donuts Donut, is there anything they can't do image
Technology

Doordash Stock Jumps Despite Earnings Stumble: Mmm, Stock Jumps

Cubans face tough times as fuel shortages and economic pressures mount. Doh image
World News

Cuba's in a Pickle D'oh What's Next

Taiwan and US officials celebrate a trade agreement that lowers tariffs and boosts trade. Donuts maybe? image
Politics

Mmm, Trade Deals Taiwan Sweetens Pot for US Goods

The Panama Canal, where more than just ships are passing through. Legal threats and geopolitical tension are making waves. image
Europe News

D'oh-h! Panama Canal Drama: China, USA, and My Afternoon Nap Interrupted

The market takes a Homer-esque tumble as AI fears and frosty weather combine to spook investors. image
Headlines

Market D'oh-nut Dive Blamed on Scary Robots and Cold Weather

India and the US navigate tricky trade waters, like me trying to navigate a buffet table. image
Asia News

India and US Trade Deal A Doh-lightful Reset or Just Half-Baked

The Nikkei 225 is reaching unprecedented heights, but some experts are telling Japan
Headlines

Nikkei Goes to the Moon D'oh Japan Stock Market Hits New Highs

EssilorLuxottica's AI glasses sales have skyrocketed proving people will buy anything especially if it makes them look smart or at least think they do. image
Headlines

D'oh-ptics Explode Meta AI Glasses Sales Triple

Novo Nordisk CEO hopes Medicare coverage will help them sell more weight loss pills. I hope they come in donut flavor. image
US News

D'oh Dieting Medicare to Cover Obesity Meds, According to Some Smart Guy