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Private equity faces uncertainty in Asia, like me facing a donut shortage. Doh image

Doh Private Equity in Asia Faces Sticky Wicket Amidst Global Turmoil

Fri 27 March, 2026 07:55
3 minutes to read

The Federal Reserve building, subject of renovation cost disputes and legal battles. image

D'oh Fed Drama Judge Sides with Powell, Trump Still Mad

Thu 26 March, 2026 21:17
3 minutes to read

Renewable energy installations are booming, kinda like my waistline after a trip to Krusty Burger image

Iran War Fuels Renewable Energy Boom D'oh

Wed 25 March, 2026 07:52
3 minutes to read

Denmark's Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen addresses supporters after a challenging election result. image

Denmark Election Shocker Mette Misses Majority Amidst Trump Greenland Drama

Wed 25 March, 2026 10:48
2 minutes to read

Gas prices soar, leaving Americans feeling like they're saying 'd'oh' every time they fill up. image

D'oh Gas Prices Hit the Roof Republicans Feel the Heat

Tue 24 March, 2026 11:30
2 minutes to read

Zoox robotaxis hit the streets, promising a future where you can nap during your commute... or at least try to. image

Doh-nut Miss This Ride Amazon's Robotaxis Roll Out

Tue 24 March, 2026 13:23
3 minutes to read

European markets react to mixed signals on the Iran conflict and potential mergers in the beauty sector. Mmm, markets. image

Doh Nuts for Stocks European Markets Tumble Amidst Iran Conflict Confusion

Tue 24 March, 2026 10:47
3 minutes to read

Travelers navigate long security lines at an airport, reflecting the impact of the DHS funding lapse. image

Trump Threatens to Unleash ICE Agents at Airports Government Shutdown Chaos Deepens

Sat 21 March, 2026 20:53
2 minutes to read

A federal judge protects the rights of journalists, ensuring I can still read about important stuff between donut breaks. image

D'oh! Judge Blocks Trump's Pentagon Press Policy

Fri 20 March, 2026 21:46
3 minutes to read

Gold takes a dive faster than me trying to get the last donut. image

D'oh Gold Plummets Worst Week Since 2011

Fri 20 March, 2026 20:44
2 minutes to read