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Health insurer stocks react positively to the finalized Medicare Advantage payment rate increase. image

Trump's Medicare Advantage Payment Boost A Sweet Deal Dude

Mon 06 April, 2026 21:16
3 minutes to read

The FDA building, probably filled with a bunch of do-gooders who hate saving money. Respect my authoritah image

FDA Dodges the Bullet on Cheap Meds From Overseas

Mon 06 April, 2026 16:56
2 minutes to read

AI-powered virtual try-on applications offer a new way for fashion retailers to improve online shopping experiences and tackle the problem of costly product returns. image

AI to the Rescue Can Virtual Try-Ons Save Retailers From Returnpocalypse

Sun 05 April, 2026 12:37
3 minutes to read

Presidents Macron and Lee meet in Seoul to discuss strategies for navigating the economic and energy crises caused by the Iran war. image

Macron and South Korea Team Up Against Iran War Economic Chaos

Fri 03 April, 2026 08:12
2 minutes to read

United Airlines CEO laughing all the way to the bank while I'm stuck paying for my damn bags. image

Screw You Guys I'm Flying Private United Hikes Baggage Fees Again

Thu 02 April, 2026 22:11
2 minutes to read

Oil tanker stuck in the Strait of Hormuz because of Iran. Respect my authoritah image

Screw You Guys, Oil Prices Surge Thanks to Iran Debacle

Thu 02 April, 2026 16:10
3 minutes to read

Tesla's stock is looking sadder than Kenny after a bad day. image

Tesla's First Quarter Fiasco Cartman Sounds Off

Thu 02 April, 2026 16:49
2 minutes to read

Tesla's stock takes a hit as deliveries fall short of expectations in the first quarter of 2026. Not cool dude image

Tesla's Delivery Dip Dude I'm Disappointed

Thu 02 April, 2026 16:49
2 minutes to read

Tiger Woods addresses his recent arrest and announces he's seeking treatment. image

Tiger Woods Checks Into Rehab: Respect My Authoritah

Wed 01 April, 2026 00:33
2 minutes to read

President Trump addressing reporters at the White House about US military presence in Iran image

Trump Hints at Swift US Exit From Iran

Tue 31 March, 2026 22:20
2 minutes to read