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Apple being told to respect the court order regarding app store fees. image

Apple Gets Owned Supreme Court Slaps Down App Store Shenanigans

Wed 06 May, 2026 15:06
3 minutes to read

Golden Tempo, piloted by Jose Ortiz, surges to victory at the 152nd Kentucky Derby, marking a historic win for female trainer Cherie DeVaux. Awesome. image

Golden Tempo Steals Kentucky Derby – Respect My Authoritah

Sun 03 May, 2026 00:48
3 minutes to read

Wall Street celebrates another record week fueled by strong corporate earnings and resilient economic data. image

Wall Street Parties Like It's 1999: Stocks Soar Despite War and Oil Spikes

Sat 02 May, 2026 15:13
3 minutes to read

Spirit Airlines plane parked at an airport, symbolizing the airline's potential shutdown after failed bailout negotiations. image

Spirit Airlines Grounded Forever Broke Deal, Shutting Down

Fri 01 May, 2026 22:42
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Oil prices react to potential peace talks and continued Strait of Hormuz closure. image

Iran Peace Talks Trigger Oil Price Plunge

Fri 24 April, 2026 14:40
3 minutes to read

DeepSeek's V4 AI model release signifies a leap in open-source AI technology and affordability. image

DeepSeek's V4 AI Model Arrives Open Source and Ready to Rumble

Fri 24 April, 2026 04:51
3 minutes to read

CNBC Investing Club's Homestretch offers daily market analysis, as investors grapple with geopolitical tensions and earnings season. image

Cramer's Investing Club Homestretch Update Market Jitters and Earnings Mixed Bag

Tue 21 April, 2026 18:55
2 minutes to read

Apple's new hardware leadership team, poised to make all the chips in-house like they're playing with LEGOs. image

Apple's Master Plan Cartman Style In-House Chips and World Domination

Tue 21 April, 2026 22:28
3 minutes to read

Nvidia's shift to AI dominance leaves gamers in the dust, facing memory shortages and rising costs. Screw them image

Nvidia Ditches Gamers for AI Riches Screw You Guys I'm Going Home

Sat 18 April, 2026 12:00
2 minutes to read

Economy Minister Carlos Cuerpo addresses the IMF and World Bank Group Spring Meetings, highlighting Spain's economic and energy independence. Screw you guys, I'm going home. image

Spain Ditches Fossil Fuels, Sticks It to Trump, Says Screw You Guys, I'm Going Green

Fri 17 April, 2026 07:57
3 minutes to read