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Meta's custom AI chips promise to optimize performance and reduce dependence on external vendors, signaling a strategic shift in data center infrastructure. image

Meta's Secret Weapon AI Chips to Rule Facebook and Beyond

Wed 11 March, 2026 14:00
3 minutes to read

Cartman contemplates his gold hoard, probably plotting how to make Butters his personal gold-polishing slave. Respect my Authoritah! image

Screw You Guys I'm Investing In Gold Causing Economic Turmoil

Tue 10 March, 2026 15:51
3 minutes to read

Potential disruptions to the semiconductor supply chain due to Middle East tensions could lead to higher costs and limited access to essential components for electronics. image

Middle East Mayhem Could Screw Up My Xbox Gaming

Tue 10 March, 2026 13:11
3 minutes to read

Debris from Iranian strikes litter the Gulf, underscoring the severe consequences of the attacks. image

Iran's Gulf Strikes Create Huge Trust Gap Says Cartman

Tue 10 March, 2026 09:56
3 minutes to read

Eric Cartman investigates the financial markets, probably for his own benefit. image

Cartman's Eye View: Why Your Investments Are Probably Screwed, Dude

Sun 08 March, 2026 12:52
3 minutes to read

Global automakers brace for impact as Middle East conflict disrupts sales and supply chains. image

Iran War Shakes Up Car Sales Toyota Hyundai and Chery Face Fallout

Fri 06 March, 2026 17:48
2 minutes to read

Kristi Noem gets the boot from Trump Tower, leaving the DHS in a state worse than Kenny after a field trip. image

Trump Dumps Noem Like Yesterday's TV Dinner

Thu 05 March, 2026 22:11
3 minutes to read

Oil tanker navigating the Strait of Hormuz, a critical chokepoint for global oil supplies. image

Crude Oil Prices Soar, Iran Conflict Fuels Global Fuel Supply Chaos

Thu 05 March, 2026 22:08
2 minutes to read

Oil tankers relaxing now that Trump's gonna protect them. Respect my authoritah. image

Oil Prices Drop Like My Allowance After Iran War

Wed 04 March, 2026 16:00
3 minutes to read

CrowdStrike CEO George Kurtz, seen here probably thinking about how awesome CrowdStrike is, and how much they are winning. image

CrowdStrike Dominates Cybersecurity Like Cartman Rules South Park

Wed 04 March, 2026 00:34
2 minutes to read