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Nintendo shares experience a sharp decline after announcing a price increase for the Switch 2 console. image

Nintendo Stock Plummets Following Switch 2 Price Hike and Sales Forecast

Mon 11 May, 2026 09:45
3 minutes to read

The Fed being all smug about not cutting rates. Respect my authoritah image

Screw You Guys I'm Staying Put Says Fed

Fri 08 May, 2026 21:44
3 minutes to read

Airbnb headquarters amidst global uncertainty. image

Airbnb's Earnings Surprise Amid Middle East Mayhem

Thu 07 May, 2026 20:57
2 minutes to read

Amazon expands its pharmaceutical empire, offering same-day delivery of Ozempic pills. Cartman wonders if this is a slippery slope to a world of automated healthcare and floating chairs. image

Amazon Pharmacy Now Selling Ozempic Like It's Freakin' Candy

Thu 07 May, 2026 11:45
3 minutes to read

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick testifies before a House panel about his interactions with Jeffrey Epstein amidst accusations of dishonesty and political maneuvering. image

Lutnick Grilled Over Epstein Ties Democrats Cry Foul

Wed 06 May, 2026 19:21
3 minutes to read

Apple being told to respect the court order regarding app store fees. image

Apple Gets Owned Supreme Court Slaps Down App Store Shenanigans

Wed 06 May, 2026 15:06
3 minutes to read

Golden Tempo, piloted by Jose Ortiz, surges to victory at the 152nd Kentucky Derby, marking a historic win for female trainer Cherie DeVaux. Awesome. image

Golden Tempo Steals Kentucky Derby – Respect My Authoritah

Sun 03 May, 2026 00:48
3 minutes to read

Wall Street celebrates another record week fueled by strong corporate earnings and resilient economic data. image

Wall Street Parties Like It's 1999: Stocks Soar Despite War and Oil Spikes

Sat 02 May, 2026 15:13
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Spirit Airlines plane parked at an airport, symbolizing the airline's potential shutdown after failed bailout negotiations. image

Spirit Airlines Grounded Forever Broke Deal, Shutting Down

Fri 01 May, 2026 22:42
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Oil prices react to potential peace talks and continued Strait of Hormuz closure. image

Iran Peace Talks Trigger Oil Price Plunge

Fri 24 April, 2026 14:40
3 minutes to read