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Consumer Price Index rises as Iran war impacts oil prices and household finances. Looks like someone's gotta start recycling more. image

Iran War Sends Inflation Soaring Bite My Shiny Metal A**

Fri 10 April, 2026 15:49
3 minutes to read

Bender ponders the stock market's latest twists and turns. Buy my stock, or I'll bite you. image

Bender's Stock Picks Today: From Chip Surges to AI Anxieties

Fri 10 April, 2026 16:42
2 minutes to read

Eli Lilly's market share takes a hit as cheaper generic weight-loss drugs flood the Indian market image

Eli Lilly's Weight-Loss Empire Crumbles in India A Metallic Disaster

Fri 10 April, 2026 06:38
3 minutes to read

Oil tankers navigate uncertain waters as geopolitical tensions impact global energy markets. image

Trump's Deadline Looms for Strait of Hormuz: Oil Prices Treading Water

Tue 07 April, 2026 18:59
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Lucid Gravity SUV production impacted by supplier quality issues. image

Lucid Motors Stumbles Deliveries Plummet

Sat 04 April, 2026 10:19
3 minutes to read

Financial analyst discussing market strategy and potential investment opportunities. image

Market Strategist Eyes Iran Policy Shift for Investment Gold

Mon 30 March, 2026 23:22
2 minutes to read

Crude oil prices respond to rising geopolitical tensions in the Middle East. image

Oil Prices Surge Amid Middle East Turmoil

Mon 30 March, 2026 09:07
2 minutes to read

U.S. military deployment in the Middle East raises eyebrows and oil prices. Bender isn't impressed. image

U.S. Sends More Troops to the Middle East Are We Toast

Thu 26 March, 2026 10:29
3 minutes to read

Long security lines at airports exemplify the ongoing impact of the Homeland Security shutdown. image

Homeland Security Shutdown Fuels Airport Chaos as Spring Break Looms

Wed 25 March, 2026 21:49
3 minutes to read

Gold takes a nosedive, then pulls a Fry and comes back from the brink. All thanks to those unpredictable humans. image

Gold Plummets Then Recovers, I Blame the Humans

Mon 23 March, 2026 14:53
3 minutes to read