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A rare Pikachu Illustrator card sold for a record $16.5 million, proving some things are worth more than Duff Beer money. image

Eat My Shorts, Picasso Pokémon Card Sells for Record Dough

Wed 25 February, 2026 17:42
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PayPal's stock price experiences a notable surge due to acquisition rumors involving Stripe. image

Stripe Eyes PayPal A Potential Fintech Frenzy

Tue 24 February, 2026 22:10
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Global markets feeling the pain as cybersecurity stocks crash and trade tensions rise. image

Eat My Shorts Stock Market Plunge D'oh

Tue 24 February, 2026 07:27
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The People's Bank of China keeps rates unchanged as China grapples with economic challenges. image

China's Money Moves Keep Economy Guessing

Tue 24 February, 2026 01:15
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Equinox's 40k membership includes personal training nutrition sleep coaching massage therapy and a health concierge. Ay caramba image

Eat My Shorts Equinox 40k Gym Memberships are the New Krusty Burger

Fri 20 February, 2026 15:05
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British Police arrive at Prince Andrew's residence in Sandringham, England. image

Royal Pain Arrest Rocks the Palace

Thu 19 February, 2026 15:49
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A Waymo robotaxi sits idle, dreaming of New York City, a dream deferred. Ay, caramba image

Eat My Shorts Robotaxis Banned in New York

Thu 19 February, 2026 18:37
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Diego Garcia Island at the center of a sovereignty dispute between the UK and Mauritius. image

Trump Tells UK D'oh Give Away Diego Garcia Island

Thu 19 February, 2026 08:23
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The NFL expands its reach, bringing American football to international audiences. Cowabunga, dudes! image

Eat My Shorts, NFL Goes Global: Paris, Melbourne, and Rio Get Gridiron!

Sun 15 February, 2026 08:24
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Mercedes-Benz Hit With the Blues: D'oh, Profits Plummet

Thu 12 February, 2026 10:25
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