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San Francisco Fed President Mary Daly contemplates the mysteries of the labor market while probably wishing she had a donut. image

Eat My Shorts Fed Says Economy's a Dud

Fri 06 March, 2026 16:11
2 minutes to read

Incoming Fed Chair Kevin Warsh faces immediate inflation challenges amidst geopolitical tensions. image

Warsh Takes the Wheel: New Fed Chair's Oil Price Gamble

Thu 05 March, 2026 11:44
2 minutes to read

Defense and intelligence experts call for investigation into Pentagon's Anthropic decision, fearing it hurts US AI competitiveness. Doh image

Eat My Shorts, Pentagon Anthropic Snafu Sparks Capitol Hill Chaos

Thu 05 March, 2026 10:00
3 minutes to read

European markets navigate geopolitical storms and presidential pronouncements. Don't have a cow, man. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums Trigger European Rollercoaster Ride

Wed 04 March, 2026 17:18
3 minutes to read

Sen. Chris Murphy and Rep. Mike Levin are not happy with prediction markets. I wonder if they've ever tried betting on a donkey race image

Eat My Shorts Congress Prediction Markets Under Fire

Mon 02 March, 2026 17:54
3 minutes to read

CrowdStrike stock poised for growth, analysts predict, as AI fears turn to opportunities. image

Eat My Shorts, AI Fears CrowdStrike Stock Set to Soar

Mon 02 March, 2026 11:56
3 minutes to read

Oil prices spike as global tensions rise in the Middle East, threatening global supply lines image

Eat My Shorts Oil Prices Soar After US-Iran Tussle

Mon 02 March, 2026 11:10
2 minutes to read

Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos at the White House, where discussions preceded Netflix's decision to terminate the Warner Bros. Discovery deal. image

Netflix Walks Away From Warner Bros. Discovery Deal After White House Visit

Fri 27 February, 2026 01:02
3 minutes to read

President Trump faces congressional pushback on his Iran policy image

Eat My Shorts Trump War Powers Resolution Faces Congressional Showdown

Thu 26 February, 2026 16:46
3 minutes to read

State Farm hands out largest ever dividend, a whooping $5 billion. image

Cowabunga State Farm Gives Back Major Dough

Thu 26 February, 2026 16:44
4 minutes to read