Bart Simpson

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San Francisco Fed President Mary Daly contemplates the mysteries of the labor market while probably wishing she had a donut. image
Headlines

Eat My Shorts Fed Says Economy's a Dud

Incoming Fed Chair Kevin Warsh faces immediate inflation challenges amidst geopolitical tensions. image
World News

Warsh Takes the Wheel: New Fed Chair's Oil Price Gamble

Defense and intelligence experts call for investigation into Pentagon's Anthropic decision, fearing it hurts US AI competitiveness. Doh image
Headlines

Eat My Shorts, Pentagon Anthropic Snafu Sparks Capitol Hill Chaos

European markets navigate geopolitical storms and presidential pronouncements. Don't have a cow, man. image
World News

Trump's Tariff Tantrums Trigger European Rollercoaster Ride

Sen. Chris Murphy and Rep. Mike Levin are not happy with prediction markets. I wonder if they've ever tried betting on a donkey race image
Politics

Eat My Shorts Congress Prediction Markets Under Fire

CrowdStrike stock poised for growth, analysts predict, as AI fears turn to opportunities. image
Headlines

Eat My Shorts, AI Fears CrowdStrike Stock Set to Soar

Oil prices spike as global tensions rise in the Middle East, threatening global supply lines image
World News

Eat My Shorts Oil Prices Soar After US-Iran Tussle

Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos at the White House, where discussions preceded Netflix's decision to terminate the Warner Bros. Discovery deal. image
US News

Netflix Walks Away From Warner Bros. Discovery Deal After White House Visit

President Trump faces congressional pushback on his Iran policy image
Politics

Eat My Shorts Trump War Powers Resolution Faces Congressional Showdown

State Farm hands out largest ever dividend, a whooping $5 billion. image
Business

Cowabunga State Farm Gives Back Major Dough