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Donald Trump during a recent interview discussing international relations. image

Trump Drops Truth Bomb Putin's Playing Both Sides Against US and Israel

Fri 13 March, 2026 16:24
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Stranded Russian oil tanker feeling like Milhouse at a pool party - nobody wants it, until now. image

Eat My Shorts, Oil Crisis Averted… For Now

Fri 13 March, 2026 04:49
4 minutes to read

Oracle's stock price is soaring, probably higher than Milhouse's chances with Lisa. image

Eat My Shorts Oracle Stock Soars After Earnings Report

Wed 11 March, 2026 17:30
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Rheinmetall headquarters, where they're probably not saying,

Rheinmetall's Rocketing Revenue Raises Eyebrows (and Missiles)

Wed 11 March, 2026 08:58
3 minutes to read

xAI gets to build their power plant. I'd rather build a treehouse. image

Eat My Shorts xAI Scores Big Green Light in Mississippi

Tue 10 March, 2026 22:18
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Senator Tillis stands firm, blocking Warsh's nomination amidst Powell investigation chaos. Eat my shorts, Washington image

Warsh Nomination Blocked: Senator Tillis Channels Inner Bart Simpson

Tue 10 March, 2026 21:42
4 minutes to read

Moltbook platform where AI Agents are autonomously sharing information. image

Meta Gobbles Up Moltbook: AI Agents Take Over Social Media

Tue 10 March, 2026 19:49
3 minutes to read

Copper wiring, essential for everything from power grids to AI data centers, is facing a major supply squeeze. image

Copper Crunch Incoming Doh The World's Running Out

Tue 10 March, 2026 06:22
2 minutes to read

An oil tanker navigates the Persian Gulf, where insurance gaps could lead to environmental and economic chaos in the event of a disaster image

Tanker Trouble in the Gulf Could Lead to Eco-Armageddon

Mon 09 March, 2026 22:33
3 minutes to read

Consumer sentiment plummets as gas prices soar and mortgage rates climb amid US-Iran tensions image

Eat My Shorts, Inflation Bites Back After Iran Skirmish

Fri 06 March, 2026 17:01
2 minutes to read