Bart Simpson

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Moltbook platform where AI Agents are autonomously sharing information. image
Technology

Meta Gobbles Up Moltbook: AI Agents Take Over Social Media

Copper wiring, essential for everything from power grids to AI data centers, is facing a major supply squeeze. image
World News

Copper Crunch Incoming Doh The World's Running Out

An oil tanker navigates the Persian Gulf, where insurance gaps could lead to environmental and economic chaos in the event of a disaster image
Headlines

Tanker Trouble in the Gulf Could Lead to Eco-Armageddon

Consumer sentiment plummets as gas prices soar and mortgage rates climb amid US-Iran tensions image
Economy

Eat My Shorts, Inflation Bites Back After Iran Skirmish

San Francisco Fed President Mary Daly contemplates the mysteries of the labor market while probably wishing she had a donut. image
Headlines

Eat My Shorts Fed Says Economy's a Dud

Incoming Fed Chair Kevin Warsh faces immediate inflation challenges amidst geopolitical tensions. image
World News

Warsh Takes the Wheel: New Fed Chair's Oil Price Gamble

Defense and intelligence experts call for investigation into Pentagon's Anthropic decision, fearing it hurts US AI competitiveness. Doh image
Headlines

Eat My Shorts, Pentagon Anthropic Snafu Sparks Capitol Hill Chaos

European markets navigate geopolitical storms and presidential pronouncements. Don't have a cow, man. image
World News

Trump's Tariff Tantrums Trigger European Rollercoaster Ride

Sen. Chris Murphy and Rep. Mike Levin are not happy with prediction markets. I wonder if they've ever tried betting on a donkey race image
Politics

Eat My Shorts Congress Prediction Markets Under Fire

CrowdStrike stock poised for growth, analysts predict, as AI fears turn to opportunities. image
Headlines

Eat My Shorts, AI Fears CrowdStrike Stock Set to Soar