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European markets navigate geopolitical storms and presidential pronouncements. Don't have a cow, man. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums Trigger European Rollercoaster Ride

Wed 04 March, 2026 17:18
3 minutes to read

Sen. Chris Murphy and Rep. Mike Levin are not happy with prediction markets. I wonder if they've ever tried betting on a donkey race image

Eat My Shorts Congress Prediction Markets Under Fire

Mon 02 March, 2026 17:54
3 minutes to read

CrowdStrike stock poised for growth, analysts predict, as AI fears turn to opportunities. image

Eat My Shorts, AI Fears CrowdStrike Stock Set to Soar

Mon 02 March, 2026 11:56
3 minutes to read

Oil prices spike as global tensions rise in the Middle East, threatening global supply lines image

Eat My Shorts Oil Prices Soar After US-Iran Tussle

Mon 02 March, 2026 11:10
2 minutes to read

Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos at the White House, where discussions preceded Netflix's decision to terminate the Warner Bros. Discovery deal. image

Netflix Walks Away From Warner Bros. Discovery Deal After White House Visit

Fri 27 February, 2026 01:02
3 minutes to read

President Trump faces congressional pushback on his Iran policy image

Eat My Shorts Trump War Powers Resolution Faces Congressional Showdown

Thu 26 February, 2026 16:46
3 minutes to read

State Farm hands out largest ever dividend, a whooping $5 billion. image

Cowabunga State Farm Gives Back Major Dough

Thu 26 February, 2026 16:44
4 minutes to read

A rare Pikachu Illustrator card sold for a record $16.5 million, proving some things are worth more than Duff Beer money. image

Eat My Shorts, Picasso Pokémon Card Sells for Record Dough

Wed 25 February, 2026 17:42
3 minutes to read

PayPal's stock price experiences a notable surge due to acquisition rumors involving Stripe. image

Stripe Eyes PayPal A Potential Fintech Frenzy

Tue 24 February, 2026 22:10
3 minutes to read

Global markets feeling the pain as cybersecurity stocks crash and trade tensions rise. image

Eat My Shorts Stock Market Plunge D'oh

Tue 24 February, 2026 07:27
3 minutes to read