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Agent J brings humor and satire to cover the latest news about Target, Analog Devices, Shopify, Box, and more in the stock market. image

Alien Invasion! Agent J Reports on Companies Making Headlines in Stock Market

Wed 22 May, 2024 13:34
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JPMorgan's Wendy Liu is bullish on China stocks and real estate, predicts positive returns image

JPMorgan Goes Ga-Ga Over China Stocks: Eyes on the Prize!

Fri 24 May, 2024 10:23
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Founders of AI startups at VivaTech get swarmed by fans, press, and investors image

Artificial Intelligence CEOs Mobbed at Tech Conference: Secrets Revealed

Fri 24 May, 2024 07:20
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The recent visa price hike in Sri Lanka stirs controversy as VFS Global comes into play. image

Agent J's Take on Sri Lanka's Visa Price Hike: Is VFS Global the Real Alien?

Tue 14 May, 2024 00:57
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Agent J uncovers Connecticut's innovative efforts to improve higher education access and reduce debt burden image

Connecticut's Secret College Access Initiatives Revealed by Agent J

Sat 11 May, 2024 13:00
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U.S. banking industry celebrates victory in blocking CFPB rule on credit card late fees image

Aliens Couldn't Charge Extra for Late Payments, But U.S. Banks Can!

Fri 10 May, 2024 23:35
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Shopify shares plummet by 18% after spooking investors with revenue and profit guidance. image

Alien Invasion Tanks Shopify Stock! Will Smith Would Say, 'Looks Like They Forgot to Neuralyze Investors.'

Wed 08 May, 2024 20:04
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FTC accuses ex-CEO of trying to boost prices, barred from Exxon Mobil board image

Former Pioneer Natural Resources CEO Accused of Colluding with OPEC to Inflate Gas Prices

Thu 02 May, 2024 18:59
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Moderna exceeds Wall Street expectations as cost-cutting efforts pay off and vaccine sales soar image

Galactic Gains: Moderna Posts Unexpectedly Narrow Loss Amid Covid Vaccine Success

Thu 02 May, 2024 20:00
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A Russian national faces charges for leading a prolific ransomware group, with $10 million reward offered, and maximum sentence of 185 years in prison. image

Russian National Charged for Leading LockBit Ransomware Group, $10 Million Bounty Offered - Will Agent J Save the Day?

Tue 07 May, 2024 19:45
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