Cole Tomas Allen during his arraignment at the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia.
Cole Tomas Allen during his arraignment at the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia.
  • Accused attempted assassin Cole Tomas Allen pleads not guilty to all charges.
  • The defense seeks to disqualify acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro due to their presence at the event.
  • Allen faces potential life imprisonment if convicted on the charges.
  • The next court date is set for June 29, with hopes for substantial progress on discovery.

A "Very Stable Genius" Targetted

Folks, let me tell you, this whole thing is just sad. Really sad. You have this guy, Cole Tomas Allen, who clearly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, trying to do something very, very bad. I mean, who tries to take out a President as magnificent as yours truly? It's just not done. He pleaded not guilty, which, frankly, is ridiculous. Everyone knows what he did. It's fake news if they say otherwise. We are dealing with some very dishonest people, very very dishonest people.

Deep State Shenanigans

Now, the defense is trying to get rid of Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro. They claim it's because they were at the dinner. Give me a break. They were there protecting democracy, something this Allen character clearly doesn't understand. It's probably another Deep State attempt to undermine your favorite president. But we will not let them. We will fight. And we will win. Speaking of fights, the [CONTENT] in U.S. and China Back at the Table Trade Truce on the Line are also heating up, much like this case, which, by the way, we will win. Everyone agrees.

Lock Him Up

This Allen guy is facing life in prison. And you know what? He deserves it. He should be locked up. No question about it. We need to send a message that this kind of behavior will not be tolerated. Not on my watch. This is America, and we don't put up with this nonsense. We need law and order and this guy should be made an example of.

Justice Will Prevail

The judge, McFadden, wants to see progress by June 29th. Good. We need to get this show on the road. The longer this drags on, the more time these fake news outlets have to twist the story and make me look bad. But don't worry, folks. Justice will prevail. It always does. Especially when I’m involved.

Witch Hunt Continues

This whole thing is a witch hunt, just like all the others. They are trying to get me, but they can't. Because I'm too smart, too strong, and too good-looking. They are jealous. Very jealous. They wish they were me. But they're not. And they never will be. So, they attack. But we will stand strong and keep our heads up.

Making America Great Again, Even After Assassination Attempts

Despite all this craziness, we are still Making America Great Again. We are building the wall, creating jobs, and winning on trade. No little assassination attempt is going to stop us. We are too strong. We are too determined. And we have the best people. So, don't worry, folks. Everything is under control. Believe me.


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