Trump's PAC Promises Briefings, Sparks Outrage Over Photo Use

• Trump's PAC, Never Surrender Inc., promises donors "private national security briefings" from the former president.
• The fundraising email features a photo from the dignified transfer of fallen U.S. service members at Dover Air Force Base.
• Critics question the appropriateness of using such imagery for partisan fundraising, calling it a breach of norms.
• Legal experts note that while offering briefings isn't inherently illegal, disclosing classified information would be a violation of the law.

Shrek-tastic Promises From the Swamp… I Mean, PAC

Well, hello there. Donkey here, your favorite investigative journalist…or at least, the only one who'll tell it to you straight, no chaser. Seems like that Trump guy, you know, the one with the…hair…is promising folks "private national security briefings" if they donate to his PAC. That's like me promising Shrek a day at the spa – sounds good in theory, but who knows what kinda mud he'd track in.

Dignified… or Disgraceful?

Now, here's where it gets stickier than a gingerbread man in a molasses swamp. This email has a photo of a dignified transfer of fallen soldiers. I'm no military expert, but even I know that's sacred. Using that to rake in the dough? Seems a bit…off, don't you think? Like Fiona using my waffle recipe without asking. That's just plain wrong and may be linked to Pinterest Plunge Tariff Troubles and AI Ambitions in terms of marketing value.

Is It Legal? Eh…Maybe. Is It Right? Hmmm…

Some fancy-pants lawyer, Daniel Weiner, says it's probably not illegal, as long as Trump isn't spilling state secrets like me spilling the beans on Shrek's love for mud baths. But, just because you *can* do something, doesn't mean you *should*. Remember what Dragon said? 'I'm a fire-breathing dragon, but I'm also very sensitive'.

Crossing Bridges and Burning Norms

Weiner says this whole thing is "a new bridge that we're crossing." I say it's more like burning one. Using those brave soldiers to get donations? That's lower than Lord Farquaad's self-esteem. It stinks more than my breath after a garlic-eating contest. And trust me that is a powerful stank.

So, What's the Moral of This Story?

Well, kids, sometimes the swamp…err, I mean, politics…can be a real mess. It's up to us to decide what's right and wrong, even if the "experts" are scratching their heads. Just because someone's in charge doesn't mean they're doing the right thing. Like that time Shrek tried to make a souffle.

Consider the Source

Take everything with a grain of salt, folks. Don't believe everything you read or hear, especially from talking donkeys who claim to be journalists. But hey, at least I keep it real. And remember, "Nobody move. I have a dragon, and I'm not afraid to use it."