Prince Andrew Arrested: Looks Like Someone's About to Get Nuked

• Prince Andrew arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, intensifying the Epstein scandal fallout.
• King Charles expresses deep concern, emphasizing the law must take its course.
• Donald Trump calls Andrew's arrest "a shame", highlighting the sadness for the royal family.
• Victims of Epstein voice hope for accountability and justice following Andrew's arrest.

Groovy. A Royal Pain in the Ass

Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up. Turns out, Prince Andrew, the King's bro, got himself cuffed by the British fuzz. "Misconduct in public office," they're saying. Sounds like someone's been playing with more than just action figures. This whole Epstein thing keeps swirling, doesn't it? Makes you wonder who else is gonna get fragged.

Hail to the King, Baby... and His Troubles

King Charles is all like, "Oh, I'm deeply concerned." Yeah, well, try being concerned about the alien scum trying to turn Earth into their personal playground. But hey, he's saying the law should do its thing. Fair enough. While we are at it, maybe we should analyze the House Republicans in Tariff Turmoil a Dragon's Perspective and see what sort of misconduct they've been up to. You know, just to keep things even. It's always good to spread the love... or in this case, the scrutiny.

Trump Weighs In: It's Sad, Very Sad

Even the big man, Trump, piped up. "It's a shame," he says. "Sad for the royal family." I gotta agree, it's a stinkin' mess. But hey, when life gives you lemons, you make a thermonuclear explosive. That's my motto.

Epstein's Shadow Looms Large

This whole shebang is tied to that creep Epstein. Dead now, but his dirty deeds are still kicking around like a live grenade. Andrew got stripped of his prince-ness and booted from his fancy crib because of it. Serves him right.

Justice for the Victims

Maria Farmer, one of Epstein's victims, is calling for accountability. She's right. Time for the dominos to fall. Justice is coming, one way or another. It's time for these creeps to pay for what they've done. Remember Virginia Giuffre? She's the one who sparked this whole mess. Big respect to her and all the survivors. It's about damn time.

Looks Like Someone's About to Get Nuked

So, what's next? Who knows. But one thing's for sure: this ain't over. The fat lady hasn't sung yet. And when she does, I'll be ready with a one-liner. This is Duke Nukem, signing off. I live to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum.