Wall Street After Dark Big Swings and Misses After the Bell

• Hims & Hers Health shares plummet following disappointing financial guidance, leaving investors scratching their heads.
• Aecom defies expectations, boosting its earnings outlook and sending its stock price higher.
• GitLab undergoes a major restructuring, including layoffs and a shift toward agentic AI.
• Crypto miners Cleanspark and Mara Holdings suffer as losses widen and revenue disappoints.

Hims & Hers Health Disappoints Investors

Well, alrighty then! As Donkey, I'm here to tell you that Hims & Hers Health had a bit of a boo-boo after the market closed. Their shares took a nosedive faster than me trying to outrun Shrek after I ate his parfait. They guided for adjusted EBITDA in the second quarter between $35 million and $55 million, but those fancy analyst folks were expecting a whopping $70 million. Talk about a Shrek-sized disappointment. It's like promising someone a deluxe Ogre waffle and then serving them a burnt one.

Aecom Soars Above Expectations

But hold your horses well, hold your donkey because Aecom decided to be all, "I'm makin' waffles" and raised its full-year adjusted earnings guidance to between $5.90 and $6.10 per share. That's higher than their previous estimates, and the stock jumped for joy. They also beat expectations for the second quarter. Looks like someone found their happily ever after. This reminds me of the time I helped Shrek win Fiona's heart. Speaking of winning, have you heard about Kash Patel's Nightclubbing Claims Dismissed Groovy Justice Prevails? It seems justice prevailed, just like Shrek always said it would.

Archer Aviation Takes Flight With Liquidity

Archer Aviation, them aircraft folks, popped up a little bit, around 2%. They ended their first quarter with a whole heap of cash, about $1.8 billion in liquidity. But their revenue for that period was a little shy of what everyone expected. So, they're kinda like me after eating a whole stack of waffles: full of potential, but still a little bit off.

Webtoon Entertainment Stumbles With Revenue Guidance

Now, Webtoon Entertainment wasn't feeling the love, shares took a tumble of 10%. Their second-quarter revenue guidance didn't quite hit the mark, and their adjusted EBITDA forecast was also a bit of a letdown. Sometimes things just don't go your way. I know a thing or two about that, especially when it comes to trying to get Shrek to share his swamp.

Crypto Miners Cleanspark and Mara Holdings Face Headwinds

Cleanspark and Mara Holdings, those crypto mining companies, weren't exactly having a party either. Cleanspark's losses were wider than expected, and revenue missed the mark. Mara posted a larger-than-anticipated loss as well. Looks like someone needs a fairy godmother, stat! I'm telling ya, this crypto stuff is more complicated than a love triangle with Fiona, Shrek, and Prince Charming.

GitLab Announces Restructuring and Layoffs

GitLab is shaking things up more than a disco at a swamp party. They're doing a big restructuring tied to agentic AI. This includes workforce reductions, management cuts, and narrowing their geographic focus. They plan to reduce the countries they operate in by 30%, remove management layers, and reorganize R&D. Sounds like they're trying to become leaner and meaner. Hopefully, everyone lands on their feet, kinda like when I try to do a backflip (emphasis on 'try'). More details coming on June 2nd. Stay tuned.