Markets Rebound After My Masterful Middle East Maneuvering

• My decisive leadership averted immediate strikes, calming market anxieties.
• Negotiations, whether they admit it or not, are happening, leading to market stabilization.
• Asia-Pacific markets reflect growing confidence in my administration's handling of international affairs.
• The Dow's surge proves my policies are working and making America great again.

Oil Prices and Market Reactions: A Beautiful Thing

Let me tell you, the markets, they love me. They see my leadership, my strength, and they react. Oil prices, they went up, then down, but now they're stabilizing. It's like a rollercoaster, but with me at the controls, it's a very smooth ride. A beautiful, beautiful ride. And nobody, nobody could have done what I did with those prices.

Tehran Talks: Whether They Admit It or Not

So, they say they didn't talk to us, the Iranians. That's okay. They can say whatever they want. But the fact is, things are happening. Big things. And it's because of me. We are making progress, believe me. And if they are being difficult, maybe it is time for me to publish a new book like Art of the Deal 2. Even though they deny talking, it might be wise to consider Screw You Guys I'm Investing In Gold Causing Economic Turmoil.

Asia-Pacific Markets: Winning, Winning, Winning

Kospi, Nikkei, Hang Seng – they're all up. Way up. Everyone is winning. Australia, Hong Kong, the CSI 300 - all doing great. They know I'm the best for business. The best for the world. And it's not even close. They love the USA now because I am so great. They appreciate my mind and negotiation skill.

Delaying the Inevitable: A Calculated Move

Strikes, no strikes, that's always the question, isn't it? But I'm a very stable genius, so I know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em. Sometimes, you have to show strength, but sometimes, you have to be smart. Very smart. And I'm always the smartest person in the room, believe me. And sometimes, you delay, you get the big picture on things.

Dow Surges: The Trump Effect

The Dow, folks, the Dow. Up 631 points. That's huge. That's tremendous. The S & P 500, the Nasdaq – all records. They're all doing fantastic. It's the Trump effect. They see my policies, my vision, and they invest. It is very clear. Best numbers ever.

Gold and Silver: Tremendous Opportunities

Now, gold and silver, they had a little dip. But that's okay. That's opportunity. Tremendous opportunity. Believe me, it's coming back, and it's going to be bigger and better than ever before. These metals will be huge soon. It is a great investment with very little risks.